You Know You Went to Patriot If…

The following statements were found on a website called “You Know You Went to Patriot High If…”
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When randon nicoas would come up to you n b like “I got that good shit”
You know you went to patriot when the hallways always smelled like that next shit.
You were never phased by seeing used condoms in the staircase.
when u was chilling in the hallway and somebody turned the lights out if u stood around you got hit….lights out nigga
WEN NIGGAS TREATED THE FIRST FLOOR LIKE IT WAS I CLUB THATS SHIT USE 2 B MAD CROWED AND POPPING NIGGAS GOTTA REMEMBER THAT

When it came to da point when u stopped sneakin out 007 style thru baq doors to cut and jus walked thru da front door chuckin up da dueces at Security

If you never actually seen the principal.. only heard about her
If u think Mr.Pistol, the dean is BEST & Cutest!!!! Lol
yo that guy Pistol was a real jerk
if Girls got pregnant just to cut lunch line and b able to get two chocolate milks!
if u got picked on for bein white then called a crazy whiteboy for beating their ass.. lol had to
You witnessed a knife fight in a crowd…
You remember stomping out the Spanish security guard on the third floor lol!!!! He shoulda never messed with that kid
If you ever caught da juuks* in da locker room then walked out (not run) past da cams and said wat up to security as u bought a snapple from da machine
(* caught tha juuks = robbed someone)

You ever said to a ap , teacher or a security guard “RELAX MY NIGGA LIKE YOUR FEENIN” or “YOUR REALLY BLOWIN MINES LIKE MOVE” lmfaooo

WHEN YOU CAME OUTTA SCHOOL IT WAS LIKE WANNABE 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS CARS ALL LINED UP IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL when it was just a bunch of hondas blasting reggae and reggaeton!

wen u cant even name one of your teachers name… i now i cant

WHEN NIGGAS was blood one day…. latin king the next…then black panther!!!!!
When there was like 10000 girls in the bathroom cutting
THERE’S WAS ALWAYS A PIECE OF WEAVE ON THE FLOOR (HALLWAYS, STAIR CASE, LOCKER ROOM, CLASS ROOM, EVERY WHEREEEEE )
u saw the most shortest pum pum shorts ever!!
u didnt graduate
If you remember an Indian girl getting her ass beat by her dad cause she got caught cutting

YOU ATTENDED 45 BABY SHOWERS AND ZERO WEDDINGS

if you paid $1 for the deli across the street to keep your cell phone for the day, 25cents for loosies, and the locker room always smelled like smoke
you know you went to Patriot if every class had atleast one kid whose attacked a teacher or school official.
If you waited on a secrity line for an hour before first period- not to mention secreity check with the same as airport security just to go to school
U knew a fight was going down when u saw a shorty with baggy sweat pants no Jewelry and her hair in a bun walking all types of fast!
you remember ppl setting off firecrackers on the first floor during passing and put their hands up and make it seem like gunshots lol Dumb but hilarious!
U had blood kr!p L-B & Lat,n k!ng friends but u made sure they ain’t know about eachother!!
If you knew to stick your Knifes & blades in your Boots and put your pHone in your Bra or by your belt buckle so that even when the Metal Detectors went off and you had to step to the side you would look at security and say it was your Wires or your Belt
if you wore red you got beat up lol
U knew Mr.Gristle was a fucking racist, and a drunk and one hell of a miserable bastard!!
If you sat in front of the classroom Cuz the back was wear the gang members sat.
If you was brave enough to ride that special T5 bus..now that shit was live
-NIGGAS HAD THE HOLE BUS SMELLING LIKE BUD SMOKE OUT
-NIGGAS GOT PUNCH IN THE FACE ON THAT 5#####FACTSSSSSS
-The back was v.i.p live niggas only
-Alot of niggas got fixed on that bus
(T5 is a public bus route in the area)
u met up on the second fl between periods… in racially segregated groups. Italians in the back, closer to where they live, blacks in the middle, and Hispanics closer to the exits that lead to the handball courts. Where were the Indians?
-they were already in class lol
You know hundreds of people that didn’t graduate on time or even at all “/
when all the kr!pz ran the bll00d nigguhs outta patriot and gutta thru the piss on one of them
Security Guards  USED TO LET NiGGAS FiGHT UNTiL THE DEAN CAME AND THEN ACTED LiKE THEY WERE BREAKiNG iT UP
I miss this shitty ass school
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