Final case of the day:
We got an email informing us that Patriot High will be hosting 20 Danish high school students tomorrow. They will each be matched with a Patriot host-student and they will attend classes with them all day and then play the Patriot basketball team in a scrimmage in the evening.
I erupted in maniacal laughter while reading it.
“Dave! Did you read this? You’ve gotta be kidding me. Are they crazy?”
“You can’t make this shit up,” he said. “Hey, I’m gonna run to get an iced-coffee. You want anything?”
“Yeah. Get me a fuckin’ donut.”