Monthly Archives: January 2010
….And the roll of the die says……. 3 days suspension, and a transfer to a different motherfucking teacher!
You guys remember Mahmoud, right? Well, how could you forget him? He had a real stick-to-your-ribs way with words after all. Ice-berg lettuce his oratory was not. In brief, he told everyone in the Dean’s office that he was going … Continue reading
Today was the hearing for Mahmoud, the kid who told Dean Jake he was going to wait for him outside and kill him, as well as a few other colorful phrases. And then, as he was leaving the building, he … Continue reading
I didn’t have a lesson plan for today because I was too busy getting drunk last night. I probably should have just taken a sick day, but I didn’t. You know, for the kids. So when I got to the … Continue reading
I tried to teach my students about the importance of using reusable and recyclable products, but all it got me was the nickname Mr. Pollution. I drink my coffee out of a styrofoam cup a couple times and all of … Continue reading
A quick update on the Egyptian death-threatener from the last post: I learned today that, as he was leaving the building on Friday after repeatedly yelling that he was going to kill Dean Jake if he saw him outside, he … Continue reading